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You were clever,
different, unique, and went to all that trouble just for her.
(Never mind that you only have to pay for the shirt once, but can use it over and over again. Just make sure it stays clean, so it doesn't look used - that will really blow it for you!) After she gets through hugging you, or even kissing you, tell her you'd
like to see her, and you're willing to go to some effort to do
it, and then some. Then ask her out. If she's got any smarts and heart at all, she'll go for it. This is a great, fun method, and it really works like a charm!
By the way, if you don't have a local T-shirt shop, and want
to try this, you can order a shirt from me. Specify Small,
Medium, Large, or X-tra large, and whether you want the girl's
name put on the shirt, so that she knows for sure you did it
specially for her, or whether you want the plain, "I AM YOUR
SECRET ADMIRER" message. It's twenty bucks, to the same address and same name you sent your original payment for this book.
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Chapter Ten
SLASHING COMEBACKS FOR SLEAZOID SLUTS!
Women are not always sweet and friendly, dying to meet you,
and eager to fulfill your every desire as a man. At times they
can be downright nasty.
Who says you have to put up with it, fellas? Here are some
wicked replies to her bitchy putdowns, to let her know just who's in charge!
HER: I'M REALLY NOT INTERESTED IN MEETING YOU.
YOU: One of these days you are going to see a man across a
room and you're going to want to meet him but it's not going to
happen because he's going to intuitively pick up on your
incredible capacity for rude behavior.
Alternative One:
YOU: Thank you for showing me how warm and feminine you are.
Alternative Two:
YOU: You've got a little piece of snot hanging out your
nose.
Alternative Three:
YOU: (Gazing at her upper lip) Gee. It's amazing what they
can do with electrolysis these days.
Alternative Four:
YOU: (pull out a tampon which you should carry for just this
purpose) Here. It's gotta be that time of the month!
Alternative Five:
YOU: I'm a lonely person trying to overcome my shyness and
you've just slammed me back into my shell for months. I hope
you're happy.
Alternative Six:
YOU: Chill out, skirt!
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Chapter Eleven
HOW TO USE THE PERSONALS
TO GET HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF WOMEN TO DATE!
Here's how to use the personals to get hundreds and hundreds
of responses from just ONE ad! I got over FIVE HUNDRED responses the first time I tried it - you might do even better.
First, DON'T PLACE A PERSONAL AD! Now, I know I seem like
I'm contradicting myself here, but please bear with me, because
I'm not! If you place a personal ad just like every other guy on the singles page of your local paper, you aren't going to attract the attention that you need! Remember, ATTRACTING ATTENTION IS
THE KEY TO MEETING WOMEN!
Instead, place a small classified ad on the singles page of
your local paper or magazine. Keep it very simple and don't
bother with artwork or fancy trimmings. The paper may do the
layout for you for a nominal fee - if not, a graphic artist can
do it. If you really want to go cheap, hire a art student from
your local college.
Here's how the ad should read:
WOMEN: How To Find, Win and Keep the Love of Your Life
In Thirty Days or Less!
For absolutely free information send self-addressed stamped
envelope to:
(YOUR ADDRESS GOES IN HERE, DUMMY!)
You are half-way home now. Instead of a few crummy responses
to a personal, you are going to get HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of
women writing! Run the ad two or three times, to convince the
skeptics.
Here's the second step. Write a one to two page letter that
is a personal ad for you, describing EXACTLY what you want and
don't want in a woman. Now of course, I can't tell you what that is. But I can tell you how your letter should start. Do it just
like this:
"Dear Reader,
"I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS
away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.
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"I have even MORE shocking news for you. You won't have to spend more than 50 cents to meet him, and it shouldn't take
more than TEN MINUTES of your time."
I have STILL MORE shocking news for you. Even if this should
happen for you, I will still owe you a GREAT, BIG, FAT
APOLOGY.
"Allow me a minute to explain.
"This is NOT a pitch for a 'self-help' book. This is NOT a
pitch for a 'dating service' or one of those disgusting
'976' numbers. It's not even a pitch for a seminar, an
irresistible love potion, or a psychic astrological-past
life love chart.
"So just what the heck IS this a pitch for then?
"Quite simply, dear reader, this is a pitch for ME!
"OK. Allow me ANOTHER minute to explain.
"My name is (your name) and I've gone to the absurd extreme of pulling a crazy stunt like this because I very much want
to meet a VERY SPECIAL lady to love and enjoy and respect.
Who knows? Maybe YOU are her.
"I KNOW you are out there, somewhere. But I've recently
realized that I would have to do something DRASTIC to get
your attention, while weeding out all the CRAZIES, LOSERS,
and DUM-DUMS who are keeping us from meeting each other.
"I hope that last sentence doesn't seem overly negative, but I think it's a pretty accurate description of the singles
scene, for both men AND women."
But I digress ....
OK, you get the point. Then go on to describe your good and
bad points, what you DON'T want in a woman, and what you do want.